slowhandsclapton:

That The Ranch AU Nobody Asked For: 

With his sudden parenthood approaching, Colt decides to help Berto get a new date for Rooster when his relationship with Mary ends, leaving him sadder than everyone thought he would be. Using Rooster’s tinder, they contact a girl who’s just moving to Garrison for work. The blind date turns out great when the girl seems to not mind Rooster’s dirty jokes and actually joins them. But when the girl turns out to be Garrison’s new weather girl, Becky Hyde, everyone in town turns their heads to see them try to have a relationship as they fall in love.

“Wait, you really want to be with me? You?”

“Well, yeah… I mean, you are a jerk. But you’re also cute… Like a very dirty teddy bear.”

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